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But this so-called sub-genre isn’t something new and exciting, it’s the devolution of Hip-Hop. If a parent listened to Mystikal for instance, their kids grew up thinking that shit was acceptable and now that they’ve become adults and musicians, hey presto we’ve got Mumble Rap. This is not a new style, it’s a regurgitation of the last ten to twenty years of Hip-Pop by the offspring of faux-liberal, no-smacking parents who themselves listened to the worst kind of rap. Mumble Rap is a term that encompasses anybody with gaudy outfits who think they’re original and stylish, someone usually slurring their speech faking a southern drawl over some rapid-snare-drum-infused, bassy Trap muzak. Listen to crap and it’ll influence you to make some of your own. If anything personifies contemporary Hip-Pop it’s kids brought up on No Limit and Cash Money. This trash has slowly progressed from Master P to Lil Wayne, then Soulja Boy, Chief Keef, Trinidad James, Riff Raff, Future, Migos, T-Wayne all the effluence from the ’90s and ’00s has paved the way for Mumble Rappers like Desiigner, Lil Yachty, Lil Uzi Vert, 21 Savage, and Kodak Black. The other thing about garbage, especially garbage Hip-Hop is that you can find a trail back to the original creator of the litter, and Mumble Rap, a dumbed-down version of Southern Hip-Hop can be traced almost as far back as Hip-Hop itself. All this does however, is leave room for more and more trash to pile up and cover over the unassuming, underrated, and underexposed stuff the stuff worth listening to and the stuff that’s really worth watching. The weird thing about garbage is that in contemporary society it’s defended, we’re told “give everyone a chance” or “why are you hating?” thus removing any type of criticism from obviously bad creations. If you’ve never heard Mumble Rap before then you’re lucky, but if you’re curious to hear or see how far Hip-Hop music has fallen in recent years, here’s Desiigner with last year’s nonsensical hit “Panda”… In reality Mumble Rap is an afterthought, a term created by the industry to glaze over the fact that so many under-skilled rappers have now made it past the barrier. If you speak incoherently because your out-of-style gold grillz don’t fit in your gob or because your lyrical skills are so poor that you have to disguise them with an actual mumble, then this is the fake sub-genre for you.

Before I go on, I have to point out that Mumble Rap isn’t really a bona fide Hip-Hop sub-genre, in truth it’s just a way of grouping together all the rappers who sound like shit. With nobody in their social circle to tell them their music is garbage, I can only assume this correlates directly to the first set of people I was talking about these are the over-encouraged brats born in the late ‘ 90s. These “Mumble Rappers” have recently made a name for themselves as they deliver appallingly bad raps over equally horrendous beats.

This brings me neatly to Mumble Rap, this is a term that was everywhere last year, it became a label to describe a set of contemporary rappers who a lot of the time literally mumbled their so-called lyrics. On many an occasion another set of under-qualified twats working in record labels, marketing firms, and broadcasting corporations then see fit to inflict these pricks on the buying public, and with a little exposure, a little promotion, and a lot of corruption, these talentless hacks become famous. Years of this over-encouragement and unworthy praise it seems has resulted in swaths of teenagers and young adults who have never been told the truth that they’re crap at their chosen subject or field.

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With their delusions of grandeur in full swing, if they’re ever confronted with rejection these imbeciles proceed to cry and scream clichés such as “it’s my dream!” in the hopes that a few crocodile tears and a tantrum will somehow allow them to be in a sector of entertainment they obviously don’t belong. You’ll routinely see these types of people on talent shows with their family and friends spurring them on, and with an inflated sense of self-worth, they perform appallingly without ever recognising that they’re under-qualified for the position they’re tying out for.

With hacks in film, television, and music, the buck really does stop with the mothers and fathers. These days the entertainment business is littered with the offspring of people who didn’t have the heart to tell their kids that their lack of talent and below-average abilities should prevent them from venturing into the arts. By What Went Wrong Or Right With.? on Janu

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